I was actually going to write about a lot of things about this week when suddenly, everything went blank. Nothing. All static. It's like wanting to sneeze but you can't then you feel pain in your sinuses (i don't really know) then you you get really, really pissed and treat everyone like crap all because you weren't able to sneeze. But then, sneeze's like gas ( 'cause there's no stopping us) so when you finally get to sneeze you sneeze so hard that the speed is so tremendous and the force (oh the force!) is just so great it'll blow the insides of your head out. Then, you'll never have to sneeze for the rest of your g*ddam life. Never again.
But then again, some things are just so liberating. Like giving birth to a 3-pound baby who's been swimming inside you for the past nine months of your life (Oh yeah, like we can relate to that). Like eating a lot in noche buena then releasing all the bad ch'i when nature calls afterwards. Like the feeling of having passed a chem 14 departmental exam after long hours of studying. Like getting home after a sucky day at school. Like sneezing, passing gas. Like blogging.
*Here's a new addition to my bloggy: (tada!)
Useless Knowledge for the Day
» Centuries ago, men were told that the evil effects of coffee would make them sterile; women were cautioned to avoid caffeine unless they wanted to be barren.