if this ain't laugh trip i don't know what is!

if this ain't laugh trip i don't know what is!

i was going through some dusty old handouts when i came across a magical stationery pad that made me laugh so hard i got all gassy afterwards...written in front, in big bold letters are the words:

"You made me realize, that all I want...Is to be with you!"

standard stationery crap if you know what i mean. i'm pretty sure you remember Tsukuba (TM) from your statio swapping days back in elementary. printed on the stationery was a drawing of a boy and a girl sitting on the grass surrounded by flowers, holding hands while their pet dog lay down nearby. same old, same old. i'm not quite sure where that piece of junk hailed from.

i went through the first few pages of the pad and written were quotations about luuuuuv. boy was it cheesy! and then there were songs, ultra cheesy! and then the best part(drum roll please...) poems galore! ultragalactic-major-beyond-your-wildest-dreams mush mush mush.

but it left me laughing my ass off. man this is hilarious. let me share you one poem straight from the stationery: (unedited version, comments are in smaller sizes and unitalicized)

Knowing those person,

Knowing who really them,

Knowing those things that was interesting!

Oh gosh isn't it funny?

You are interested to these person

You want to know them more!

Like a mirror

you've seen a lot

but you don't deserve!

You want to find those things that was

new in your life

Like a fuckin shit feather!

And a bitch monkey whose so

innocent

But if you think...

If you ask them

Did they do the same?

Did they feel the same?
You're just playing a damn shit

into the mirror

Knowing those reasons why?

now tell me this isn't funny... :D writer is still unknown. like a fuckin shit feather!